Ok, Magic Taco 1 is a game...Well just play it. Magic taco two is a bit longer but for Magic Taco 3 i wanted to make a long R.P.G were you go on this quest for the taco. Heres the story i wrote for it.Please read all of this its really long but worth your time. The clouds started to roll in and a small drizzle started up.
“Another rainy day,” sighed Santa from his little cottage.
Santa had a pale face and a beard as white as snow. He always wore the same clothes everyday. This included: His red hat, a red button down shirt, black pants and white gloves. His eyes were as green as a meadow of fresh growing grass. His breath always had a faint hint of cookies and milk.
“I must call for a meeting right away”, Santa mumbled to himself.
Santa went to his desk and pressed the intercom button. “I would like to call a meeting, everyone must come. That is all”
In about ten minutes every person in the North Pole had gathered in the North Pole’s town square.
Santa stepped up onto a stage and said into the microphone, “I expect you all know Christmas is in a couple of days. Well, an evil force has been leaving me text messages.
All of a sudden a large disturbance in the crowd had been formed
A voice yelled out, “Sorry i'm late, Santa. The walk over here was so long.”
“Rodopen”, Santa grumbled.
Rodopen was a very neat and tidy reindeer. His eyes were as blue as the sparkling ocean. His fur glistened in the wind. He was also very fat. His breath reeked as though he had never touched a toothbrush in his life.[Rodopen has no other hygiene issues than this] He also had tiny wings on his back.
Santa thought to himself, “What if i can send Rodopen on a quest so hard, so evil, that he will get lost and never come back! Yes, that would be perfect.”
“Rodopen, I'm sending you on a special quest to find a magic taco and a sword by the name of excalibur.”, said Santa.
“Really”, replied Rodopen.
All of a sudden a dark, shadowy portal appeared and out stepped a dark figure. His face was as pale as a white cow. His mouth looked as though it had been sewn shut .[The creepy part is, it has not been sewn shut.] His eyes looked like the letter “I” but, with a slash through it. He wore a black robe that was made from a very expensive silk. He also had an old rusty scythe on his back.
“Sup, losers? I came here today because somebody should die in one, two, three,four,five boom!”,The figure shouted.
“Heart failing; about to die.”, muttered an elf.
“Billy,” someone shouted from the crowd.
“Finally,” replied the dark figure
“Hey Santa, for my quest I want that creepy dude to come with me, ” shouted Rodopen.
“ME!!!!!!!” exclaimed the figure.
“By the power of Santa I conscript you to this quest, ” replied Santa. “You two can leave each others sides once the quest is completed.”
“Two things, the names Death and I don't want to go on this quest.”, whined Death.
“You sorta have to go or you'll be on the naughty list”, whispered Rodopen.
“Oh No, the Naughty List,” Death said sarcastically.
“Hey don't come cryin to me when you don't get your pony on Christmas,” Rodopen replied.
“How did you know about that....Never mind,” Whispered Death.
“Lets go already, ”shouted Rodopen.
“Gosh, don't be so pushy,” replied Death.
Death lectured Rodopen when they walked down a path.
“Hey watch this, ”, Death said proudly as a dark portal appeared.
“Just like the one on the stage, ” Rodopen said. “Do you like being evil?”
“Im not evil, I'm just goth,” whispered Death.
“I feel a song coming on,”, sang Rodopen.
“Well, I don't,” said Death.
“Oh sorry, you know, I was lost in the moment of sharing,” Rodopen said sadly.
“Time to go through the portal!” Death exclaimed.
They stepped through the portal and appeared in a deep forest.
“Wow,look, It’s a tree,” Rodopen said excitedly.
“Really!” Death said sarcastically.
“Its behind you,” Rodoppen said while laughing.
Death turned around to see a gigantic living tree.
“Jello,” said the tree.
“Oh, I know, he speaks Jellonese”, said Rodopen. “Jello,jello jello, jelloten.”
“What?”, exclaimed the tree.
“Wait, you don't speak Jellonese.” replied Rodopen.
“No, I say jello or die,” replied the tree.
“Oh, thats easy,I pick....ummmm...ummmm.. die!” said Rodopen.
“No, Rodopen we wanted to pick jello!” exclaimed Death.
“Most people probably make that same mistake!” yelled Rodopen.
“No, No one would ever make that mistake!” yelled Death.
“Well in Jellonese...”,replied Rodopen.
“What is Jellonese anyway?” asked Death.
“Well its like Chinese but, it’s...it’s...like the language of jello,” said Rodopen.
“I eat you know?” asked the tree.
Death drew his scythe and charged the tree. The scythe sliced the tree into tiny pieces. Death summed up the portal and they plummeted into darkness.
“So you know what happens now don't you?”asked Death.
“Yeah, it's simple. We will pop out wherever you choose to go,” replied Rodopen.
“Yes, this is what happens. I've located your taco in four places. We already checked the forest. This leaves the volcano, the battlefield and ocean floor.”
“Lets head to the volcano; i think you need a tan”, Rodopen said sarcastically.
The portal opened and Rodopen and Death were at the worlds largest volcano. Lava was oozing down the sides of the large rugged mountain.
“Ok, you climb that mountain while I cheer you on from down here,”, replied Rodopen.
“Do you hear that?” asked Death.
“Hear what?” replied Rodopen.
“THAT!!”, replied Death.
They turned around to see gigantic daddy long legs charging them.
“You know how daddy long legs are extremely poisonous, and the reason we don't care is because they are only able to bite things smaller than the spider itself? Well here's a newsflash, were smaller than them!” Death said while backing up.
“There has got to be a thousand of them”, Rodopen shouted.
“Start climbing”, Death ordered.
“Why climb when I have wings?” said Rodopen. Death jumped on his back and flew up the mountain, dodging falling rocks and oozing lava. The team finally reached the top of the volcano.
“Well that took forever”, Death said, exhausted.
“Guess how I felt?” said Rodopen.
“Look”, gasped death. There stood a box with wings and flimsy arms and very long legs.
“Hello, my name Boom”, the box said.
“I don't like you”, said Rodopen as he pushed him in the volcano. Death and Rodopen left since there was no taco.
Now there were only two places left. They stepped through the portal and plummeted into the darkness.
“So now were”, whispered Rodopen
“I say the battlefield”, Death said while messing with the portal.
“Here we go”,cried Death.
The portal opened and they were in the middle of a great war. There were men with swords and guns everywhere.
“Oh no you don't sister”,shouted Rodopen as he dodged a knife .
“I love these people”, shouted Death.
“Come on do something”,Shouted Rodopen.
Death drew his scythe well chanting something about mustard and a generic brand of ketchup. A strange bright light started to come from the scythe. The light turned into a beam and everyone on the field fell over.
“No Taco”, yelled Death.
“That can only mean....”
“The ocean floor”, Death said finishing Rodopen’s sentence.
The portal opened and Rodopen and Death plummeted back into the darkness.
“Hey we will need scuba gear where we are going.”, Death exclaimed.
“How do we get scuba gear”,replied Rodopen.
“Like this”,Death exclaimed.
That was when two scuba gear costumes appeared in the darkness.
“Lets get them on and go.”, shouted Death.
Death jumped into his in no time at all and that was when the trouble started.
“Im Stuck”, Shouted Rodopen.
“Your what”, replied Death.
“Im stuck!!!”Rodopen shouted back.
Death went over and helped Rodopen put on his suit. After about thirty minutes the suit was on.
They appeared in the middle of the ocean. They looked around frantically looking for a taco. That was when a school of poisonous fugu fish started to charge them. They saw a gigantic rock on what looked to be a old cave. Rodopen and Death went up and started to move the rock inch by inch. The rock moved just enough for them to slip through. After Rodopen and Death were inside they quickly closed the cave door. They sat there a minute just listening to the the fugu fish hitting the gigantic rock.
“Hey Death you forgot the oxygen tanks”,croaked Rodopen.
“Ya, I learned that the hard way”, replied Death.
“The taco and the sword”, Rodopen screamed.
“Lets go, the quest is complete”,sighed Death.
The portal opened up and Rodopen and Death stepped through. They were back in the North Pole.
“You're alive”, shouted Santa from behind the portal.”The North Pole is under attack by invisible people.”
“Here's the taco Santa and Rodopen here's the sword” ,Death started to bark orders as though he was a five star general.
“You two guard the city, This is very urgent because the North Pole is lock down”,Santa shouted.
“Second time in history that this has ever happened, you know put on lockdown”, replied Rodopen.
Just at that very moment many garage doors opened up and thousands of elves came out with tiny machine guns. they began shooting the air.
“Oh, i get it there shooting at the air because the force were fighting is invisible”, said Death.
“ I have an idea,Death summon up all the portals that we went through on the quest”, replied Rodopen.
Death did as he was told and opened up the four portals. All of a sudden living trees, gigantic daddy long legs, fierce warriors,and poisonous fugu fish came out and started to fight the invisible force.
“Look we're fighting invisible dragons”, screamed Rodopen.
Santa ate the taco and turned gigantic.
“I can see the dragons”,Santa shouted.
Santa saw a gigantic dragon[that was not invisible]and they started to fight.
“Man, they would love this in Japan”, exclaimed Rodopen.
The Giant dragon and Santa fell to the ground and shrank. A team of elves came and arrested the dragon. Santa sat back up and rested against a wall.
“It's christmas eve”, exclaimed Santa “I need you two to deliver all of the presents” Santa then fell over with a high fever.
“Lets do this”, Rodopen and Death shouted in harmony.
Death hooked Rodopen up to the sleigh and put the presents in. Death then jumped in with the presents.They then took off for the night sky.After a few hours of delivering presents Rodopen and Death came to a small town in New Mexico.
“Wow there's a lot of naughty kids in this town.”,Death yelled over the wind.
“Like who”,replied Rodopen.
“Lets see theres: Michael, he's on the naughty list, J.P, Jacob, Tarry, and Stacy there on the naughty list. There's just too many to say.”
“Only one left”Exclaimed Death.
The sleigh came to the last house.
“This present is for some guy named Jordan”,said Rodopen.
“NOO!!!”,yelled a mysterious voice yelled.”Remember me”
“We're doomed, its Boom”Rodopen shouted.”At least he can't get gigantic”.
Boom became gigantic and started to destroy the sleigh.
rodopen let go of the last present and it landed right into the chimney. The half destroyed sleigh turned around and disappeared into a dark portal.
Rodopen and Death appeared right in front of santa on a stage in the town square.
“Wow you guys almost gave me a heart attack, well now you are honorary heros of the North Pole”, Santa said while giving them medals.
“See you later Rodopen”,exclaimed Death as he stepped through the portal.
After that elves started to repair the North Pole little by little.Death would visit on occasions and talk with Rodopen. Rodopen would sleep about every day ending in y. Rodopen became like Santas gigantic pet. The North Pole was once again peaceful.
thats the script i have for the game, I love writeing. Sorry its so long.
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